There is a big conference in the cantina. The turncoat is brought in and Snaps introduces him as Puffee, the new leader of the Golden Sabres. The leadership is going to be changing tactics. Puffee knows the remaining Lts and he is going to try to win them over and build the Golden Sabre Association.
The first Lt goes by the name “Kraken”. His territory is right behind the golden Hawk bats territory and adjacent to the sector we just took. We find out that Kraken is a gambler and hangs out at the Starlight End as his headquarters. I give Dom his “present” and he tries to give it back to me. He looks at me and states “If you weren’t a great shot, I would shoot you right now” as he pulls out his clown suit. Dom seems a little annoyed at something on his HUD and flicks his fingers to get rid of a message. “What’s up?” I say “Nothing, just some telemarketer trying to sell me a clear bikini…” says Dom “I have already bought a gold one.”I say “I like a clear one better…” Says Dom “ Whatever” I say “ANYBODY WANNA PEANUT?” “ OH no… Its Little Liza” says Dom. “I thought I locked her door.” Dom and I go to the bar with Roka to get double shots. Eventually, a fight breaks out between Hypur and Shavven. She punches him and he swings back. I am ashamed to say that I am drunk. I jump in between the two of them and say “Inssssssside voicccesssss! I willllll usse my gaffffi sssstickkkk on the boththththtth of you!” Suddenly I am pulled away by Dom who says”I think you have had enough to drink. Let’s go have a seat.” “I dont wannnnnt to ssssitttt downnnnnn. I wannnnnnna DANCCCCCCEEEEEE!” Dom talks me into sitting down anyways so I do. Hypur pulls out her blaster and shorty pulls out his rifle and Shavven says “I’m done. Let’s do this mission” “Diddddd sommmmmmeone say misssssionnnnn?” I ask “Yes,” says Dom. Suddenly I sober up. “Let’s do this!” “Oh, NOW you’re sober” Dom says as he gets me a cup of coffee. Hypur attempts pickpocketing 3 people that come in to the bar. She fails charming the first guy so as she walks past me I take her aside. “You should walk up to him and just give him a big sloppy kiss. Don’t forget to pull down the top of your dress and grab his butt a little. Guys like that.” Shorty asks me for my make up and I ask him why. He tells me that he is going to paint a twi’lek head to look like me. He says that I can help if I would like and I decline politely. Inside I am completely disgusted and I think he is a weirdo. I tell him he can keep my make-up and that I will just get more. He asks if I am sure and I say “Yeah it bothers my face anyways.”
0 Comments
We are almost done at the mall. I take my explosives into the parking lot and meet the rest of the gang in the parking garage. I tell AMP that everyone else is inside. He says okay and walks in with his combat mech on, reight past the sign that states that there is no heavy artillery allowed. I put my explosives in Dom's truck and head back inside. I still want to check out Entertainer's Emporium. I catch up with Hypur and she accompanies me tot he store. I find a clown suit that I buy as a gag gift for Dom and I find a golden bikini that is gold plated. Hypur finds a pretty dress that she is convinced will assist her in stealing. I guess it works because she ends up stealing a car... As we are leaving I end up shifting my explosives into AMP's truck because when you get both Dom and AMP in the same car, things get crazy. Umi and I take the other truck.
We run into a Brass Sabre blockade and the guard comes to the window to talk to me. I hope that he does not see the explosive in the backseat so I do the only thing I could do in this situation. I unbutton a few buttons, puff my chest out and say "Hey, How's it going?" Long story short, I still have my ASO body and he ends up jumping into the back pf my truck to wave me through the rest of the blockade. Apparently, Dom percieves him as a threat so he shoots him in the arm. Darn it! We get back to the garage and I carry him to the Med Bay. There Umi puts him in the Bacta tank and Hypur and I start to question him. He hates me at this point so I let Hypur take charge of this while profusely apologizing for my friend's action. In the end, he ends up joining our cause, because he wants the gang back to the way it was when Happy was alive. We tell him that we will help to get his gang back from the Imperials and then will put him in charge once the gang has been taken back. He likes that... I am running short on supplies so I requisition some from my superiors. They give me the credits to purchase a half case of stun nades and a half case of frag nades. I ask who is interested in going the the Druckenwell mall to shop. Shorty wants some shrunken heads and Dom is looking at buying something as well so we pile into the truck and head down. The rest of the gang is out hunting for trouble.
After finding the mall, through some troubles, we enter. Oh my goodness, the mall is SO BIG! I get lost while I am looking around. I finally get ahold myself and head over to the map. There is a store named BOOOM!!! and I figure that it is the store I am looking for. As I am walking to BOOOM!!!, I pass a store called Entertainer’s Emporium and there is a new outfit in the window that I like. I determine that after I am done with BOOOM!!!, I am going in there… While I am in BOOOM!!!, I am looking at the clearance rack when the clerk comes to the counter. He looks a lot like Vision, but I can tell it isn’t him. I ask him for the nades and he says he will be right back. When he comes back, he says that he recognizes me from the Holonet and his boss and him agree with what we are doing, so he gives me not only the nades for their price, but also 10 Thermal Dets, and 2 Baridium Charges. For free. He gave me his card and told me that if we need anything else, to let him know and he will see what he can do. He tells me to keep up the good work. About this time I get a call from Dom telling me to meet him ASAP at the food court. I ask why and immediately wished I hadn’t. He shoots me a video of Shorty molesting some lady at the food court and I practically facepalm and head that way. Entertainer’s Emporium will just have to wait. I finally make it to the food court and Shorty is still molesting a food worker, but she seems to enjoy it, as she is hugging and kissing the Ewok. He then jumps off and heads toward his store, Tiny Treasures. Dom eyes my cart and asks what I got. I told him of my “sale” as I eye the crossbow that is on his lap. He starts going through the boxes and we find det tape inside the box as well. Good man, good man, I think. I am starting to like these Retired Clone Troopers... |
Adventure LogThese are the adventures of Senth Force. Archives
October 2018
Categories |